7 Hilarious Mushroom Jokes that Will Make Your Day More Fun(gi)

Mushrooms don't like direct sunlight, but that doesn't mean we can't make some "light"hearted jokes about them!


Mushrooms and yellow flowers on green moss


'Shrooms lend themselves to plenty of puns, wordplay, and humor, whether in their name or appearance. 

Whether you are looking for a quick pick-me-up or want to share a laugh with a mycophile in your life, you've come to the right place.

In this blog, we're sharing our favorite mushroom jokes that will leave you laughing out loud. 


1. Inquisitive Fungi 🤔

  • Knock Knock.  
  • Who’s there?
  • Mush.
  • Mush who?
  • Mush you always ask so many questions?


2. Furniture for Fungi 🛋️

  • Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? He prefers toadstools.


3. Too Mush Traffic 🚗

  • Why did the mushroom get stuck in traffic on the way to work? It was mush-hour.


4. Fungi Family 🧒

  • Why do mushroom children behave so well? They don’t want to get in truffle.


5. 'Shroom Speeding Ticket 💨

  • What does a fast mushroom car say? “Shroom! Shroom!”


6. Tidying the Grow Room 🧹

  • How does a mushroom clean its house? With a mush-broom.


7. Mush to Learn 📚

  • What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia? A fung-guide to mushrooms.


Looking for more fun(gi)? Grab a DIY mushroom grow kit, learn how to make spore prints, and/or check out our YouTube Channel!

'Shroom Joke Source: Scary Mommy